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Sir Spam-a-lot…


My blog has become a victim to spammers! (I know it’s annoying, but actually this is the first time I have really been targeted so I’m taking that to mean that I’m famous now…right?) Yes, I have been inundated with message after message from Doleres, Issy, Dalton, Kassie, Jalene, Minnie, Bonner, Brandy…the list really goes on.

So, for your amusement, here are some of my favourites! (I haven’t changed any of the spelling…)

– I’m not easily imsresped but you’ve done it with that posting.

– I told my grdtmaonher how you helped. She said, “bake them a cake!” (This one was almost in context!)

– Your cranium must be prtnoctieg some very valuable brains. (They are valuable to me!)

– It’s always a relief when someone with obvious exisptree answers. Thanks!

– Always the best content from these prodgiious writers.

– I love reading these articles because they’re short but inatfmroive.

– Not bad at all fellas and gaslal. Thanks.

– I thought I’d have to read a book for a dievocsry like this!

– Aplternapy this is what the esteemed Willis was talkin’ ’bout. (What YOU talkin’ bout spammer!)

– Shoot, so that’s that one suspepos (…eh?)

– Well I guess I don’t have to spend the weekend firgiung this one out!

– I came, I read this article, I codrueqen.

– That’s 2 clever by half and 2×2 clever 4 me. Thnksa! (Don’t put yourself down too much spammer! You managed to spam me 195 times, and all from slightly varying IP addresses!)

– This was so helpful and easy! Do you have any arectlis on rehab? (What are you trying to suggest here?)

– More posts of this qulyita. Not the usual c***, please (Excuuuuuuuuuse me?!)

– BION I’m imdspsree! Cool post!

– This piece was cogent, werinwlltte-, and pithy. (This one was from Arnie…I like to think Schwarzenegger.)

– If my problem was a Death Star, this article is a photon todrope (This is my personal favourite!)

And finally…

– Do you have a spam problem on this website; I also am a blogger, and I was curious about your situation; many of us have developed some nice procedures and we are looking to trade techniques with other folks, why not shoot me an e-mail if inteersted. Kaeden.


6 thoughts on “Sir Spam-a-lot…

  1. Haha! I always get the “Hi, I’m [insert female name here], I just tried to call but couldn’t get through [yeah there’s a reason for that love, I’ve not got a phone number on my blog!] so I thought I’d send you a comment… Did you know that…. XYZ.

    Hmm. 😉 x

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