Things Girls Starting A Diet ALWAYS Say…

I’m starting a diet today…AGAIN. (Yes, I know!) I am one of those girls that tells themselves a thousand times a month that she will diet, and then at the end of the month I will look back and count all the weight that I could have lost but didn’t! I usually start of by saying things like – – I will start my new diet tomorrow! Tomorrow is the day! – Diet today! New diet, new day, new me! – I can basically feel the fat dripping off me […]

To My Dear Jog Bottoms…

Dear fluffy jog bottoms, When I was younger I hated you. I refused to wear you and associated you only with “chavs”. For this I am sorry – I truly am. I reached for you in my wardrobe today, thanking god that Blighty was finally cooling down enough for me to wear you. You hug me so nicely and are so soft against my skin. You also forgive me for not dieting over these past few months, even though I promised I would with such conviction. You do not cut […]